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Think of the greatest teacher you’ve ever had, school or otherwise. Think of the one who cared, the one who listened, the one who encouraged thought and growth beyond even their own abilities.

Be this person for others, especially those who hate. So often, hatred is born from lack of caring or discouragement of thought, and all that is needed is someone to teach them how to throw off that heavy shawl and soar.

technoxenoholic

transformers: idw comics voice-over project

technoxenoholic

hello everyone! we’re setting up a zero-budget, just-for-fun project to read aloud through the idw transformers comics and post them as videos online to make the comics more accessible (especially in the issues where you can’t tell the characters apart very well)

we are being semi-selective with which issues we read. for example, we’re not reading spotlight: arcee, and we won’t be reading the crossovers unless there’s a demand for them. we’re reading most everything else, though!

we’re reading phase one and phase two in parallel!

what we need

we’re looking to bring on as many voice actors as we can! we especially need to bring in more lower-pitched and/or testosterone-developed voices.

big roles we need filled asap (in no particular order):

  • optimus prime/orion pax
  • perceptor (should sound european)
  • drift (we greatly prefer a person of japanese descent)
  • rewind
  • cyclonus (we want a woman who can metal scream to voice him, hopefully)
  • ultra magnus

WE WILL ALSO NEED AT LEAST TWO BLACK VOICE ACTORS FOR JAZZ, BLASTER, AND OTHER CHARACTERS

how to join

please contact one of our directors and we’ll hook you up with the link to our discord server!

a note

the directors reserve the right to remove actors from the project and recast their characters should the actors prove a detriment to the group. let’s be excellent to each other!

metashard

Reblogging for later: I’d like to try for Cyclonus, so I’ll be back in a bit with a demo reel.

//for later

Name change and life change alert

Used to be notochordian, now I’m Meta Shard. Whoop-dee-doo.

The last time I seriously used this website as a blogging host was back in high school, and even then, I was primarily a reblogger. In the interim, a few things have come to light:

1. College sucks the life out of you. I love genetics and all, but there is simply not enough time to succeed to my fullest and to engage heavily in social media. School is more important. I’m an assistant TA. They moved me to the Upper Division, people. I need all my bearings if I’m going to handle this shit.

2. Politics sucks. SJWs suck. The alt-right sucks. Everyone sucks in some way or another, because everyone’s life sucks in some way or another. It only matters how loud you are about it. If I don’t have to deal with an individual person heavily and for an extended period of time, then I can and will take the liberty of choosing what portions of their content I view. In other words, I’m reverting back to my tag-lurking phase in the hopes of avoiding everyone’s noise.

3. I need to get my shit together now. I’ve been trying to do it gradually, but now there are career choices and grad school and goddamn income tax hikes to deal with. I love giant transforming robots and aesthetically-pleasing anime characters as much as the next person, but the deadlines don’t care and never will.

4. Drowning the problem doesn’t work. It never works. When your issues are born from the depths of your mind, shoving them into the cesspool from whence they came only gives them more fuel. Fight them. Go down kicking and screaming if you have to, but never bow to that which you know is inherently wrong. Make them regret ever targeting you.

5. Yeah, I’m definitely ace. I have the data now to prove it. It’s… not worth it.

6. One should never join a cause just for the sake of “believing” in it. Support because you have considered their ideas in the greater scope of the world and agree with them; don’t do it because you trust them. They’ll lie to you eventually, and you’ll be left as nothing more than a poor schmuck.

Aight, that’s it. Dispensation of “””””sagely”””” advice complete. Ignore. Or, send complaints to my inbox; I probably won’t answer them for weeks.

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brandxspandex:
“ notochordian:
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Elon Musk and Isaac Sumdac are both responsible for the absolute explosion of the robotic industry’s expansion in their respective universes. Now, I’m not saying that there’s a half-functioning...
notochordian

okay but listen:

Elon Musk and Isaac Sumdac are both responsible for the absolute explosion of the robotic industry’s expansion in their respective universes. Now, I’m not saying that there’s a half-functioning warlord in the basement of Tesla… 

brandxspandex

So are all of Elon Musk’s children part robot or just some of them?

metashard

All of them. Each is exactly 1/6th robot.

Source: metashard
robotsstolemyheart

How Do You Transformers Anatomy: A Guide By A Fan

robotsstolemyheart

Also titled “Grey’s Anatomy Transformers Style”

OKAY SO I HEAR A LOT OF PEOPLE GET CONFUSED ABOUT ALL THESE WORDS AND TERMS FOR TRANSFORMERS (because we, as a fandom, like to use fancy words for our robots, we have literally reached subculture status guys we have our own dialect congratulations) AND DON’T KNOW WHAT TO USE FOR WHAT SO BECAUSE I TOO SUFFER I WILL HELP YOU

IF YOU KNOW OTHERS THAT ARE NOT LISTED HERE FEEL FREE TO ADD THEM.

WHY YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME

  • Been here since I was 12
  • Fanfic writer
  • I’m smart
  • “I was here before TF was cool” hipster status
  • Transformers consumed my life

THAT’S MY QUALIFICATIONS OK HERE WE GO

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